Post by papes on Jun 21, 2017 18:39:28 GMT -6
Another gotdanged Saturday night at Chiro’s Pizzeria, what kind of horrific shenanigans were going to happen this time? Dicro regretted last week’s game so much. Oh my god, it was so… and then they took his phone and had Istra eat it so they could read his texts out loud………… it was a wild ride. Entirely too wild and embarrassing.
Why did he keep agreeing to his worst enemy, party games?
Right now it was just him and Ignis, waiting for the other two to arrive. Thyx, mysteriously enough, wasn’t here once again. This all seemed suspicious…. Huhwha? Oh. Someone entered the building.
“The hell?” Ignis quirked his brow; the smaller person seemed vaguely familiar to him.
As soon as Dicro turned around to see what Ignis was mumbling about, his face froze into a very red version of his usual smile. Beads of sweat formed on his face as well. Why was his hot neighbor here? Also, who was the other hot guy following him close behind?
Yvalhaell gave a friendly wave, “Hey, Ansaiele and the other chick bailed at the last second, and they wanted us to fill in for them. Well, it was just originally going to be me and I guess another random person.”
The horned appositi spoke up, but only briefly. Even then he wasn’t bothering to look over at them, “I’m only here because Yvalhaell insisted I go with him.”
“My boyfriend can be a little, uh….. well you see, Cassius doesn’t really like socializing I guess. A-ANYWAY, I brought the cards she left me. I guess we’re playing…. Never Have I ever..? Apparently someone literally ate the rules, so she said to go based off the rules she made for the last game…. And that the water cooler’s already here and ready to go. What.”
During the whole time Yval was speaking, or rather the moment the game was brought up, Dicro’s expression immediately paled to a ghostly white color. Ah, yes. ‘Hello darkness, my old friend’
Ignis smirked. “This should be fun. The rules are easy enough to follow. Now then…. Dicro will be going first.”
Whatever look Dicro gave him in that moment was immediately shrugged off.
Dicro was so weak. He grabbed the top card, but couldn’t muster the strength within him to flip it over. ‘Come on Dicro, it’s just like ripping off a bandaid. A painful, very embarrassing bandaid. You did this exact same thing last week.’
Eventually he did turn it over, and read out loud, “Never have I ever done something I’m still embarrassed of.”
Before he could say anything, Ignis sniped him with his comment of “I see we’re chugging the booze already.”
Dicro slightly shakily looked down at his shotglass of booze, and just downed it. There were so many things he still gets embarrassed over. Damn it, Ignis. Why couldn’t you let him cheat his way out of this one?
Yval was next to go, reading everything deadpan. “Never have I ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it.” It was immediately discarded without even the slightest hesitation.
Cassius glanced over at him, a very faint shade of pink finding his way onto his face. Oh, right. It was his turn. “Never have I ever tried more than 10 sex positions. Heh. Casuals,” He swallowed the drink without batting even an eyelash. Yval looked over at his boyfriend, squinting slightly.
Ignis did his usual Ignis-y thing, “This guy’s alright. Let’s see... Never have I ever plagiarized my homework. Meh. I see some of my worse students do this all the time. They even do a poor job at hiding it.” Into the discard pile it goes.
“Never have I ever……”
An awkward silence fell over the group.
Cassius, who was mildly cuddling Yval by now, spoke up. “Just read the card already. Don’t keep us waiting,”
“………………..neverhaveIeverboughtsextoys.” Dicro swallowed his shot so fast he felt split-second dizziness.
A smirk crept up on Yval’s face. “Oooh? You should let me see them sometime, Dicro. <3”
Cassius was chuckling to himself. “How cute, you’re making him blush. That’s a lovely shade of red, you know.~ ”
Ignis meanwhile, “I’m gonna have to ask Istra to eat your phone later so they can read me your text conversations with Yva-“ “-NONONONONONONONONONO, OKAY WHO’S NEXT”
The sin dragon was trying his best not to burst out laughing. This was a beautiful game already. “Never have I ever had sex in public. There goes another drink.”
“Huhwhat.”
“Yeah. Cas and I had sex in an alley on our first meeting.”
Cassius put on a cat-like grin as he cuddled the sorcerer some more. “You were so loud that night…~ oh, will you show me the texts sometime? I’m curious as to why he’s so hesitant about that.”
“Oh of course! You’re definitely gonna enjoy reading them <3”
“Sounds naughty~ <3 ….Never have I ever made someone have an orgasm only by oral sex. Of course I have, there’s a reason I have a jacket that says ‘Blowjob King’”
That just about did it for Yval, he actually burst out laughing. “Oh my god Cas, you’re so gross!”
“I’m gross, you love it, and you know this. <3”
“Oh my god you’re starting to embarrass me”
Dicro felt a small wave of, uhh, maaaaybe secondhand embarrassment? He was also sweating though. Ah yes, it was Ignis’ turn wasn’t it.
“Never have I ever pretended to be broke just because I didn’t feel like spending money on something. I borrow Dicro’s credit card all the time.”
“I don’t think that’s what it-”
Ignis drank the booze regardless. Well, okay then. If he was just going to ignore Dicro like that………………… “Never have I ever had scratch or bite marks after sex.” Ah. There goes another drink. Which was immediately spit out because of the following comment from Yval.
“Ever been scratched by a dragon?”
“Honestly, Cas and I have had Sex in so many positions we’ve lost count at this point. I mean… a friend of ours complained before that we’re like rabbits. We wound up breaking my bed one time, had sex in a forest, and he’s really good at giving lovebites…..”
“It’s so fun spoiling you though~ <3”
“This is what I get for having an incubus for a boyfriend I guess.”
By now Dicro and Yval were on the booze long enough to have loosened up and just straight-up started oversharing about their sex lives. Ignis never interjected, but he was slightly impressed by how nasty Yval and Cassius turned out to be. They fit the game perfectly. Honestly, the man was just silently listening in while draining the water cooler of its alcoholic contents.
“…oh right, it’s been my turn for a while now. Whoops…..” Yval sheepishly picked up a card from the now-tiny deck. “Never have I ever moaned during sex or ma-“
“Like I said earlier, he’s very loud. His cries of ecstasy are absolutely adorable and I can’t ever get enough of them~ <3”
“CASSIUS,”
“Yes, love?”
“JUST GO IT’S YOUR TURN”
“Alright fiiiiiiiiine. Never have I ever been offered a threesome.” No one was even surprised at this point when he chugged down the drink.
“Welp, it’s actually really fun seeing Dicro’s reactions, but I have things I need to go do.”
“Awwwwwww…. Cas noooooo,”
“I’m sorry, my clingy dragon. I’ll be back in your place by morning though, ok?”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeh………. Fiiiiine.”
“You’re adorable when you’re all pouty.”
Yval crossed his arms and made a hmmmmm sound after puffing his cheeks out slightly. Guess the game was over. The minimum requirement was four people, and they were down to three.
“Well I’m certainly not letting this booze go to waste. I don’t care where you to go at this point.” Ignis wasn’t wrong; the cooler was depleted of half its contents, and most of that was because of Ignis himself sneaking a few drinks here and there over the course of the game.
Yval smirked, getting closer and closer to dicro…….before pinning him to a table. “So……are we going back to your place? I still want to see what kind of toys you have for me to play with <3”
God help Dicro, he couldn’t stop blushing.
Why did he keep agreeing to his worst enemy, party games?
Right now it was just him and Ignis, waiting for the other two to arrive. Thyx, mysteriously enough, wasn’t here once again. This all seemed suspicious…. Huhwha? Oh. Someone entered the building.
“The hell?” Ignis quirked his brow; the smaller person seemed vaguely familiar to him.
As soon as Dicro turned around to see what Ignis was mumbling about, his face froze into a very red version of his usual smile. Beads of sweat formed on his face as well. Why was his hot neighbor here? Also, who was the other hot guy following him close behind?
Yvalhaell gave a friendly wave, “Hey, Ansaiele and the other chick bailed at the last second, and they wanted us to fill in for them. Well, it was just originally going to be me and I guess another random person.”
The horned appositi spoke up, but only briefly. Even then he wasn’t bothering to look over at them, “I’m only here because Yvalhaell insisted I go with him.”
“My boyfriend can be a little, uh….. well you see, Cassius doesn’t really like socializing I guess. A-ANYWAY, I brought the cards she left me. I guess we’re playing…. Never Have I ever..? Apparently someone literally ate the rules, so she said to go based off the rules she made for the last game…. And that the water cooler’s already here and ready to go. What.”
During the whole time Yval was speaking, or rather the moment the game was brought up, Dicro’s expression immediately paled to a ghostly white color. Ah, yes. ‘Hello darkness, my old friend’
Ignis smirked. “This should be fun. The rules are easy enough to follow. Now then…. Dicro will be going first.”
Whatever look Dicro gave him in that moment was immediately shrugged off.
Dicro was so weak. He grabbed the top card, but couldn’t muster the strength within him to flip it over. ‘Come on Dicro, it’s just like ripping off a bandaid. A painful, very embarrassing bandaid. You did this exact same thing last week.’
Eventually he did turn it over, and read out loud, “Never have I ever done something I’m still embarrassed of.”
Before he could say anything, Ignis sniped him with his comment of “I see we’re chugging the booze already.”
Dicro slightly shakily looked down at his shotglass of booze, and just downed it. There were so many things he still gets embarrassed over. Damn it, Ignis. Why couldn’t you let him cheat his way out of this one?
Yval was next to go, reading everything deadpan. “Never have I ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it.” It was immediately discarded without even the slightest hesitation.
Cassius glanced over at him, a very faint shade of pink finding his way onto his face. Oh, right. It was his turn. “Never have I ever tried more than 10 sex positions. Heh. Casuals,” He swallowed the drink without batting even an eyelash. Yval looked over at his boyfriend, squinting slightly.
Ignis did his usual Ignis-y thing, “This guy’s alright. Let’s see... Never have I ever plagiarized my homework. Meh. I see some of my worse students do this all the time. They even do a poor job at hiding it.” Into the discard pile it goes.
“Never have I ever……”
An awkward silence fell over the group.
Cassius, who was mildly cuddling Yval by now, spoke up. “Just read the card already. Don’t keep us waiting,”
“………………..neverhaveIeverboughtsextoys.” Dicro swallowed his shot so fast he felt split-second dizziness.
A smirk crept up on Yval’s face. “Oooh? You should let me see them sometime, Dicro. <3”
Cassius was chuckling to himself. “How cute, you’re making him blush. That’s a lovely shade of red, you know.~ ”
Ignis meanwhile, “I’m gonna have to ask Istra to eat your phone later so they can read me your text conversations with Yva-“ “-NONONONONONONONONONO, OKAY WHO’S NEXT”
The sin dragon was trying his best not to burst out laughing. This was a beautiful game already. “Never have I ever had sex in public. There goes another drink.”
“Huhwhat.”
“Yeah. Cas and I had sex in an alley on our first meeting.”
Cassius put on a cat-like grin as he cuddled the sorcerer some more. “You were so loud that night…~ oh, will you show me the texts sometime? I’m curious as to why he’s so hesitant about that.”
“Oh of course! You’re definitely gonna enjoy reading them <3”
“Sounds naughty~ <3 ….Never have I ever made someone have an orgasm only by oral sex. Of course I have, there’s a reason I have a jacket that says ‘Blowjob King’”
That just about did it for Yval, he actually burst out laughing. “Oh my god Cas, you’re so gross!”
“I’m gross, you love it, and you know this. <3”
“Oh my god you’re starting to embarrass me”
Dicro felt a small wave of, uhh, maaaaybe secondhand embarrassment? He was also sweating though. Ah yes, it was Ignis’ turn wasn’t it.
“Never have I ever pretended to be broke just because I didn’t feel like spending money on something. I borrow Dicro’s credit card all the time.”
“I don’t think that’s what it-”
Ignis drank the booze regardless. Well, okay then. If he was just going to ignore Dicro like that………………… “Never have I ever had scratch or bite marks after sex.” Ah. There goes another drink. Which was immediately spit out because of the following comment from Yval.
“Ever been scratched by a dragon?”
“Honestly, Cas and I have had Sex in so many positions we’ve lost count at this point. I mean… a friend of ours complained before that we’re like rabbits. We wound up breaking my bed one time, had sex in a forest, and he’s really good at giving lovebites…..”
“It’s so fun spoiling you though~ <3”
“This is what I get for having an incubus for a boyfriend I guess.”
By now Dicro and Yval were on the booze long enough to have loosened up and just straight-up started oversharing about their sex lives. Ignis never interjected, but he was slightly impressed by how nasty Yval and Cassius turned out to be. They fit the game perfectly. Honestly, the man was just silently listening in while draining the water cooler of its alcoholic contents.
“…oh right, it’s been my turn for a while now. Whoops…..” Yval sheepishly picked up a card from the now-tiny deck. “Never have I ever moaned during sex or ma-“
“Like I said earlier, he’s very loud. His cries of ecstasy are absolutely adorable and I can’t ever get enough of them~ <3”
“CASSIUS,”
“Yes, love?”
“JUST GO IT’S YOUR TURN”
“Alright fiiiiiiiiine. Never have I ever been offered a threesome.” No one was even surprised at this point when he chugged down the drink.
“Welp, it’s actually really fun seeing Dicro’s reactions, but I have things I need to go do.”
“Awwwwwww…. Cas noooooo,”
“I’m sorry, my clingy dragon. I’ll be back in your place by morning though, ok?”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeh………. Fiiiiine.”
“You’re adorable when you’re all pouty.”
Yval crossed his arms and made a hmmmmm sound after puffing his cheeks out slightly. Guess the game was over. The minimum requirement was four people, and they were down to three.
“Well I’m certainly not letting this booze go to waste. I don’t care where you to go at this point.” Ignis wasn’t wrong; the cooler was depleted of half its contents, and most of that was because of Ignis himself sneaking a few drinks here and there over the course of the game.
Yval smirked, getting closer and closer to dicro…….before pinning him to a table. “So……are we going back to your place? I still want to see what kind of toys you have for me to play with <3”
God help Dicro, he couldn’t stop blushing.