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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:44:40 GMT -6
[Gwen]
Arcana was about to insult Orchid again, when suddenly three additional rifts opened up, and three nearly identical mustached fellows dropped from the ceiling. Spark would recognize them instantly.
They were all Fellmund.
Fellmund #1 wore glasses. Fellmund #2 had a much larger mustache than the other 2. And Fellmund was in a T-Shirt and jeans, didn't have a mustache, had sunglasses, and wore a fedora. But they all shared the same extremely punchable face.
Arcana noticed this fact almost immediately, of course.
"Look out, punchbuckets, taste my fist!" Arcana shouted, grabbing a nearby table, and manipulated it. So that there was 3 fist shapes on each of the table legs.
Naturally, she then turned the legs into spaghetti and controlled the spaghetti fist legs to immediately punch each of the Fellmunds in the face immediately.
Fellmund #1's glasses immediately broke, but he simply took out a new pair. Immediately after he put them back on, and adjusted his glasses, he spoke. "Ahem! You absolute fool! Don't you, ahem, know who I am?"
Fellmund #2 got knocked over, but hopped up on his feet, tears in his eyes. "Fool! Don't you know who I am?"
Fellmund #3 keeled over in pain, then pulled out a notepad, and started writing in it immediately. "Like, dude, you ruined my mojo. Totally not cool. Don't you like, know who I am?"
And then all three said in unison, "I am Fellmund Narwhalt! And you..."
Arcana then immediately punched them in the face again. She then tossed her table away, and while they were stunned, she grabbed every single one, tossing each of them in turn.
At Orchid.
After converting their bodies into iridium mixed with obsidian. Fun!
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:44:52 GMT -6
[Iso] "Now that's more like it!" Orchid praised, arms outspread. "I haven't made my sweet internet post all about my awesome party where I announce the fate of Entirety and I'm already getting people popping out of nowhere! I guess this Entirety's just a slut for my innermost desires, huh? Anyway!"He strolled over to Jerry, getting uncomfortably close. "Jerry! From Denver! Boy, I haven't seen you since the last time I tried to kill you. Well, I guess that doesn't really count," he mused with too casual of a smile on, "How're you enjoying your comma? You like that last fanfic you read? Not too shabby, huh? Don't worry, though, Thyx's butthole isn't canon in this Entirety, so unless I get bored again your chastity should remain intact."He put his hand on their shoulder ominously, bending down slightly to ensure he met Jerry's gaze. "So you'd better keep me entertained," he threatened. As if Jerry wasn't even in the room, Orchid next turned to Spark. "Talk about a blast from the past! Y'know, I can't believe you were never relevant again after you helped torture Exuro to death. Seems like the kind of guy Ignis would've wanted to slather in purple, but I guess that's why I'm not in charge," he remarked, looking at his nails. Cel clearly shouted the name "Ignis" in panic and a number of frantic questions thereafter, but her voice was still muted. Though Spark would certainly have reason to wonder how Orchid knew him, given that this guy was a total stranger. He did mention not being in charge and he was purple, so maybe someone Ignis had dished to...? "Whoa, it's that one Pikachu from that party! Hey there, little dude!" Thyx greeted (but they had an agreement to never talk about that night again!!,) prompting Orchid to raise an eyebrow. The wedding that burned down in flames? No, Thyx wasn't around for that. Hm. "Oh man, I'm getting so much attention!" Thyx grinned as he turned to Jerry, slicking his hair back again. "Yep... I'm the one and only Thyx, heh! You want an autograph?" he offered. While Thyx kept the others distracted for a moment, Orchid turned his attention to Tsuki. "You got it, babe. I see whatever I want and whatever you don't," he said. "You keep cooperating and the big man might see value in keeping you around."Orchid paused, looking around the room. "Jeez, I better make that post soon before this gets out of hand. Though, I could always bump up the page number limit a bit, might make 2gnis yell a little less about ruining his moment. Not that that's all that intimidating, though. I mean, what's he gonna do, yell at me and call me a worthless failure? Ooh, scary, I might get a boner," he thought aloud. That was about when the Fellmunds dropped in, causing Orchid's expression to sour instantly. "Didn't I just give you a warning?" Orchid muttered, looking at Arcana with annoyance as the Fellmunds flew toward him. "That's fine. Maybe you just need to see [what I'm capable of.]"Without so much as a snap, a clap, or any sign of exertion, the Fellmunds would each begin to unravel, their bodies unwinding into flesh and viscera, the horrible noise of snapping muscle and grinding bone alongside their presumed screams likely drawing the attention of the others. Droplets of blood sprayed out from their distorted forms and instantly disintegrated. Soon too did the Fellmunds begin to fade from existence itself, swirling and collapsing upon themselves as though dragged into a black hole. Just like that, there was no sign of their existences remaining. No sinew across the floor, no stains on the wall, no screams echoing off the halls. All that remained of them was the grotesque memory of their demises that now plagued the memories of those in the room. Orchid smiled. "[You] better listen more closely, or who knows who that'll be next time?" he cautioned in a playful tone, and for some reason Arcana would get the feeling that he was talking not to her, but to something beyond her, something she couldn't quite comprehend. "Oh boy. Boy oh boy," Bunny said quietly. :3
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:45:08 GMT -6
[Papes] "DON'T EVEN REMIND ME ABOUT THAT AWFUL PARTY!!!!!!!!"Just as he finished screaming at Thyx, that happened. All of that happened. There's no way he can't unsee any of that now. I mean dude's always wanted Fellmund to fucking suffer but oh my god that was so much more grotesque than he couldve ever imagined what the fuck. It almost made him forget that he had several questions he wanted to ask Orchid now, like..... Who The Fuck Was He? He didn't recognize him at all. ....Yeah, nope. Nothing. Spark wasn't coming up with anything. Was he losing his mind? ? Probably. :aggrieved:
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:45:18 GMT -6
[Roz]
"Oh hey, you're my god, bitch, right? From the on-line? Thanks for the comma, and I really respect the god bit it's pretty entertaining. And that's sure a relief."
Really, it was a great bit. And Jerry respected a good bit. Everyone who's anyone online had a good bit, and pretending to be God Almighty was a pretty darn good one. They weren't quite sure about the trying to kill them bit yet though. They had never even met in person!
At least that's what they were thinking until the Fellmund Vortex happened.
"... Uh, excuse me, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hah hah hah..."
They coughed, their throat sore from screaming. The horrors they had just witnessed were beyond anything they could comprehend. Such cruelty, such an absolutely visceral and brutal way to do something that could have been as simple as just waving them away...
They raised a hand, as if to say "One moment, please," and rushed to the kitchen, helping themself to a glass of water. Their parched, aching throat beginning to feel better, they returned to the main room slash basement floor.
"Ah, much better. Now, where was I? Right... 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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:45:32 GMT -6
[Gwen]
Arcana stared. And she continued to stare. The Felltex happened, and still she shared. The usually fearless girl stared as the most horrifying moment in her life unfolded before her eyes.
She opened her mouth slowly in shock, lowering her sunglasses to show off her bright orange eyes.
"That..." Arcana gulped, "Was..."[/color]
...
".....FUCKING AWESOME."[/color] Arcana threw her fist up in the air, and burst into laughter as she shouted to the heavens. "Wow, you might be a total piece of shit and probably the biggest threat to the universe, but fuck, dude, that was soooo cool. Your powers totally slap, fuckmunch! I wish I had powers like that."
Arcana grinned, and despite the fact she should've been fearing for her life, she instead, whipped out her phone, and proceeded to of course take a totally bitchin' selfie with Orchid, posting it to social media almost immediately after.
"Hey, slutbags, you got a girlfriend? No? Would you like one?" Arcana got all up in Orchid's face, wiggling her eyebrows and winking at him as she betrayed all her principals for a hot cool guy.
...Or maybe he was using his powers on her? Except it's Arcana. Who knows.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:45:46 GMT -6
[Roz]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa a alright I think this gag has run its course."
Thoroughly screamed out, Jerry hopped up to get another glass of water.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:45:55 GMT -6
[Tsuki]
Xyllia vomited, the acidic nature of her gastric acid burning a bit of a hole in the ground. "By Ara, ara... ara ara... ara..."
"Despite it's... admittedly grotesque and deadly nature, there was something oddly artistic about it. Horrifying, but impressive. Erm. It's not like I enjoyed it or anything. I don't romanticize murder. But again, it's not so much what you did but how you did it that leaves me, again, feeling powerless here. In the many eons I've been alive, displays such as that have been many, but not with such... ease." Tsuki's just full of sucking up today ain't she
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:46:05 GMT -6
[Iso] Cel and Thyx weren't unaffected by the Fellmund Vortex either. Cel naturally looked completely horrified; she knew Fellmund was a terrible person (although perhaps alternate Fellmunds were another matter, in retrospect,) but no one deserved such an agonizing fate. Thyx had the distinct pallor of a kid who snuck into an R-rated movie and came to regret it, but once Jerry was done screaming on both of their behalfs he spoke up. "Y...Yeah! That was... metal!" he said, somehow doubtful and enthusiastic at the same time. But... that was probably just special effects, right? Right! Yeah, it probably wasn't real or anything! Just a cool dude pulling off some rad effects to be spooky! That was what metal was all about! Thus, his jovial aura quickly returned, sticking by Arcana's side. Speaking of Arcana, Orchid grabbed her by the wrist so roughly that it was nothing short of a miracle that it didn't snap immediately. "Don't get so close to me," he said coldly, his expression filled with contempt. Girlfriend. Really. "You don't deserve any part of this."Haha, fuck. Stop. He just as suddenly released Arcana, his demeanor quickly returning to its usual bravado and sunshine as he backed away to get in better view of everyone. "Well, I'm glad you're all reacting appropriately! Maybe I should show off more often, huh? Would really save a lot of time about people not believing me about the whole being your god thing," he mused. "Bitch," he added, with a flutter of his eyelashes at Jerry. "Anyway, time for you fuckers to start getting this place ready for a party. Do whatever, I don't care, I have posts on the internet to make," he dismissed, nonchalantly hopping onto the couch and pulling out a laptop from thin air. "Although, if I spill all the details too quick, I'll interrupt that... maybe I should be more subtle than I initially planned. Not like I really need to rush..." he thought aloud to himself, tapping a finger on his cheek as he debated his internet post of choice. Cel stomped up to him to silently yell at him and also beg for some answers, but she found herself stopped by an invisible wall, causing her to become even more frustrated. Bunny, meanwhile, quietly slid across the floor, holding a glass of water with his ears. "Here you go, buddy," he said to Jerry. "Nice lungs, by the way." :3 Probably not the thing you want to hear most after witnessing a Fellmund Vortex.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:46:18 GMT -6
[Roz]
"Ha ha, yeah, I've had a lot of practice screaming in horror."
Jerry seemed rather unfazed by Bunny's ominous comment, and graciously accepted the glass of water before whipping out their phone.
"You know, I think calling for help might be the right idea. Surely having more people show up will increase our odds of survival. Right? Right. Good job, Jerry."
And so Jerry pressed h and a a lot, before applying a ~*~*~Hidden Message~*~*~. Everyone knows gods can't read small text.
... Right?
They may have made that up but it made them feel better.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:46:28 GMT -6
[Papes]
"Ha. haha. Hahahahahhahajhkxbkdsdbkk I DON'T WANNA DIE A THIRD TIME"
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:46:44 GMT -6
[Sims]
From the dark recesses of Entirety itself came a being with malevolence unmatched Crawling out of a deep hole on the castle's lawn emerged a terrible, powerful beast, its dark maw crying deep into the night It pulled itself out of the earth, sniffing the air, hungry Yearning It began moving towards the castle with a determination unmatched
And then it was telefragged by an arriving inverted hedgehog, angry at being insulted on the Internet mere moments ago. He was also holding a couple boxes of pizza because like, come on, it's a party.
"I'll show that purple freak who's funeral it will be tonight!"
He burst through the doors.
"It'll be yours!" he yelled. "Also, where can I set these down?" he asked, gesturing at the pizzas.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:46:54 GMT -6
[Gwen]
Arcana gritted her teeth and hissed. Though she did shake in fright for the first time in her life. The fright quickly turned into annoyance, though. "Geez, for a totally overpowered and absolute fuckwad of a god you're a bamboozling killjoy. I bet you never get invited to birthday parties. Even funerals are more fun than you, junkboy."
She rubbed her wrist, and manipulated her wrist. For some reason her powers were stunted a little, and it took longer for it to stop hurting. Though she knew the reason was because this bitch snorts the grease track of a pizzeria.
"So, if you're so keen on ramming your toxic dick into our collective life sandwiches, why don't you just get it over with, coward? Why do you have to wait a certain amount of time? Just fuck us already, you great purple dickbean. Turn us into shitty little meat vortexes. Drown us in a blazing hot volcano of your word diareeah. Whatever. Anything would be better than hearing you blab on cool you are when you're about as cool as a pink-haired genocidal fascist. You fuckin' nerd." Arcana monologued, though she kept more of a distance this time. Not like it would matter. She saw the face of her demise, and it was a boring saltine cracker of bullshit. She made her peace. Might as well go out dissing some jackass with a god complex. Again.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:47:05 GMT -6
[Roz]
Jerry walked back to the undisclosed place where they were sitting/cowering before just in time for Arcana's outburst.
"Haha yea--WAIT NO, DON'T DO ANY OF THAT, WE'RE JUST HAVING A PARTY HERE A FUN TIME LETS ALL RELAX AND--"
and then they saw him
the inverted hedgehog
the harbinger of chaos...
the bringer....
of pizza.
"Oh hey pizza yeah dude lets get this party started!"
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:47:16 GMT -6
[Klept] Of course, behind Anti, another guest appeared, floating off the ground a few feet as her ghostly tail constantly dispersed into the air, carrying a paper bag with her as she smiled pleasantly despite the chaos happening inside. She's from Gensokyo, after all: she's used to dumb shit. "This is the party, correct? I didn't have any chips... BUUUUT, I did stop by a 'fast-food restaurant' and got one of these~" Mima announced as she pulled out the contents of the bag... one... singular... CHEESEBURGER. That's it. Party's all set.
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Post by Tayl on Apr 28, 2020 23:47:27 GMT -6
[Iso] "Good! You hone those skills, buddy," Orchid encouraged Jerry, before suddenly muttering something about salsa. "Alright good enough I'll just telepathically post to the internet if I need to engage in more banter or whatever," he spoke up a moment afterward, tossing the laptop. It landed behind the couch, though if one were to look there was clearly no laptop back there. "Anyway, I'm not the one you should be worrying about when it comes to dying a horrible death as long as you're all good little boys and girls and Jerries from Denver," Orchid said as he stood up. "No, not even you," he said, looking at Arcana. "I know I'm a bad bitch who fucks up everyone's lives and all, but I'm not so bad a guy. Think on it. Why'd I make a death smoothie out of those guys? Because they were an immediate threat to [my immaculate form], that's why. I mean, someone pulls a knife on you, what're you gonna do, just sit there and get knifed? Maybe if they're hot, but that's aside the point.""All of this is very, very easy. Just be nice, and I'll be nice back! No need to put new bones in horribly places if you don't keep insulting me and trying to attack m-"Aaaaand at that moment Anti walked in. "You can put those on that table that looks like a pizza," Orchid dismissed, gesturing toward a table that looked like a pizza that absolutely was not there a second ago. "And you can put that on that table that looks like a burger," he continued as Mima entered, addressing a table that looked like a burger that also definitely did not exist before. Bunny's burger lust was palpable. "Ahem. As I was saying, blah blah something self-defense, just don't touch me and we won't have a problem."His expression fell again, an aura of darkness surrounding it. "[And if you do...] well, I really shouldn't need to elaborate," he laughed, brightening up again. He continued rudely ignoring poor Cel, who had attempted to follow him but instead hit another invisible banner like some sort of horrible mime trap. Also Thyx, though in fairness what he had just witnessed combined with Arcana's violent flip-flopping on Orchid opinions combined with the aggressively mixed atmosphere left him pretty reasonable stunned, locked in a pleasant smile just like his good fuck buddy Dicro. Everyone continued to distract him from his prior anger at Bunny, who in turn was distracted by the sight of that luscious burger...
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